Author: Alistair

Lazy Halloween blog 2013

Lazy Halloween blog 2013

Flaubert… where you from and what you on?

Flaubert… where you from and what you on?

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“Paris will become a winter garden; espaliered fruit trees on the boulevard. The Seine filtered and warm – an abundance of fake gemstones – a profusion of gilding – the houses lit up – the light will be stored, for there are bodies that have this property, such as sugar, the flesh of certain molluscs and Bologna phosphorus. The fronts of the houses will be made to be daubed with this phosphorescent substance, and their radiance will light the streets.”

Visions of a lovely biotech future Paris from Gustave Flaubert’s unfinished draft of Bouvard and Pécuchet, the novel he was working on when he died in 1880. I suspect he may have had more than one sip of the laudanum on the night he wrote this. If it was the 1980s instead of the 1880s I’d say Ecstasy. It has that kind of E’d up I LOVE YOU SO…

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ARTBOLLOCKS THEATRE: GESTUS

ARTBOLLOCKS THEATRE: GESTUS

Long live the New Flesh

Long live the New Flesh

I'm having a bit of a Videodrome-esque week.

(AT LEAST) TWO LESSONS FROM VINCENT VAN GOGH

(AT LEAST) TWO LESSONS FROM VINCENT VAN GOGH

THE ARTISTS FORMERLY KNOWN AS ARTISTS

THE ARTISTS FORMERLY KNOWN AS ARTISTS

ARTBOLLOCKS THEATRE: SCHWITTERSIAN

ARTBOLLOCKS THEATRE: SCHWITTERSIAN

ARTBOLLOCKS PANORAMA

ARTBOLLOCKS PANORAMA

ARTBOLLOCKS THEATRE: EPHEMERAL

ARTBOLLOCKS THEATRE: EPHEMERAL

Autumn 2013

Autumn 2013

Forthcoming engagements and appearances.

ARTBOLLOCKS THEATRE: INVESTIGATION

ARTBOLLOCKS THEATRE: INVESTIGATION

THE LIES OF THE ARTISTS

THE LIES OF THE ARTISTS

AUTHENTICITY IS IMPORTANT

AUTHENTICITY IS IMPORTANT

FIRST THEY CAME FOR THE GIANT GREEN PHALLUSES…

FIRST THEY CAME FOR THE GIANT GREEN PHALLUSES…

Hell Money

Hell Money

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HellMoneyFrontA recent visit to a Chinese supermarket led to a number of somewhat less than pragmatic purchases, including a pack of Hell Money. Alternatively known as joss money, it’s intended to be burned or otherwise offered to people and deities in the afterworld. Hence also the term joss sticks, AKA the incense burned before a shrine or altar. I guess the underlying idea is that the smoke carries the prayers up to the afterlife, and so by extension the burned money also travels the same way. You can get Hell (or joss) clothes, cars, and household appliances although they’re frowned upon by the authorities in mainland China as “vulgar” and “feudal”. You see loads of this kind of thing in places like Hong Kong, though. Fifty million HK$ is worth about four million British Pounds, nearly five million Euros or about $6.5 million US… and one typically offers them in…

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Gold (gold)

Gold (gold)

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… always believe in your soul, etc. This post otherwise has nothing to do with Spandau Ballet.

In fact it’s a lovely, surreal image by Magnum photographer Hiroji Kubota of Burmese monks praying before the Golden Rock at Shwe Pyi Daw in 1978. I couldn’t discover exactly why it’s so venerated or who decided to paint it gold, but it’s a great example of a relatively small intervention turning a mundane object– in this case, a boulder– into a dramatic work of art. Maybe this photograph deceives with regard to how precarious and high up the rock is, but I don’t envy the person who gets to repaint this thing. Just imagine being the idiot who finally makes it topple off the precipice.

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ARTBOLLOCKS THEATRE: HAPTIC

ARTBOLLOCKS THEATRE: HAPTIC

THE ONLY ART PRIZE THAT MATTERS

THE ONLY ART PRIZE THAT MATTERS

ARTBOLLOCKS THEATRE: NOESIS

ARTBOLLOCKS THEATRE: NOESIS

“The plot didn’t matter at all”

“The plot didn’t matter at all”

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Just some splendid stills from thrillers (mostly) of the 1940s and 1950s, reproduced from ‘Film Noir’ (Alain Silver, James Ursini, Paul Duncan: Taschen). I love Film Noir. ‘Gilda’ is one of the best and most noirish. Above is Rita Hayworth doing a passive-aggressive musical number/striptease in a club to get back at her boyfriend and her ex-boyfriend for their machinations with each other and with her. As you do.

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