PARASITES, CANT, SHALLOWNESS
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Joseph Devlin’s book from 1910, How to Speak and Write Correctly, is like many similar books in that much of its advice still has relevance…
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WINNING THE WAR, LOSING THE BATTLES
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On Monday of this week I was thinking– with some satisfaction and serenity– that for some time I’d seen nothing but reasonable, factual press releases…
ARTBOLLOCKS THEATRE: DOG LOVERS SPECIAL
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Dramatic readings of the worst artist statements, gallery press releases and art criticism. All real! Oh how I wish they weren’t. In this super special…
ARTBOLLOCKS THEATRE S3E5: AURATIC
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“HI K8, H8 UR WORK” Dramatic readings of the worst artist statements, gallery press releases and art criticism. All real, all serious, all horribly written.…
ARTBOLLOCKS THEATRE S3E4: PREPOSTAPOCALYPTIC
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OOO BONDAGE UP YOURS! Dramatic readings of the worst artist statements, gallery press releases and art criticism. All real, all serious, all horribly written. I…
INTERPRETATION MATTERS
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A BOOK THAT “CHALLENGES YOUR PRECONCEIVED NOTIONS” OR “INTERROGATES ACCEPTED NOTIONS” OF ART LANGUAGE In addition to making fun of the atrocious, pretentious writing that…
ARTBOLLOCKS THEATRE S3E3: VOCABULARY
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“I’M SORRY, HE’S FROM BARCELONA” Dramatic readings of the worst artist statements, gallery press releases and art criticism. All real, all serious, all horribly written.…
ARTBOLLOCKS THEATRE S3E2: INSTRUMENTALIZED
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Dramatic readings of the worst artist statements, gallery press releases and art criticism. All real, all serious, all horribly written. I apologise in advance for…
ARTBOLLOCKS THEATRE 3: SUPER COP
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S3E1: CONTEMPLATIVE Yes, it’s back. Even more dramatic readings of the worst artist statements, gallery press releases and art criticism, this time with a police…
ARTBOLLOCKS THEATRE: VECTORS
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More dramatic readings of the worst artist statements, gallery press releases and art criticism. This is the last one for the time being, but I’ll…
ARTBOLLOCKS THEATRE: DIRECTRIXES
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More dramatic readings of the worst artist statements, gallery press releases and art criticism every week, except when I don’t do them every week. This…
ARTBOLLOCKS THEATRE: TACTILITY
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More dramatic readings of the worst artist statements, gallery press releases and art criticism every week, except when I don’t do them every week. Do…
ARTBOLLOCKS THEATRE: BANAL
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More dramatic readings of the worst artist statements, gallery press releases and art criticism every week, except when I don’t do them every week. This…
ARTBOLLOCKS THEATRE: DESUBJECTIVIZATION
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More dramatic readings of the worst artist statements, gallery press releases and art criticism every week, except when I don’t do them every week. This…
ARTBOLLOCKS THEATRE: DECOLONIAL
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More dramatic readings of the worst artist statements, gallery press releases and art criticism every week, except when I don’t do them every week. This…
ARTBOLLOCKS THEATRE: MACROCOSM
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More dramatic readings of the worst artist statements, gallery press releases and art criticism every week, except when I don’t do them every week. Do…
ARTBOLLOCKS THEATRE: HETERONORMATIVE
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More dramatic readings of the worst artist statements, gallery press releases and art criticism every week, except when I don’t do them every week. Last…
ARTBOLLOCKS THEATRE: FEMININITY
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More dramatic readings of the worst artist statements, gallery press releases and art criticism every week, except when I don’t do them every week. http://vimeo.com/87667199…
ARTBOLLOCKS THEATRE: TRIANGULARIZATION
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More dramatic readings of the worst artist statements, gallery press releases and art criticism every week, except when I don’t do them every week. This…
ARTBOLLOCKS THEATRE: SPACE
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Artbollocks Theatre is back! As a friend of mine said last week upon hearing the glad tidings: “Oh shit, I’m scared.” More dramatic readings of…
