Five Types of Art Writer You Should Die Before You See
My latest column for Sluice magazine.
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PARASITES, CANT, SHALLOWNESS
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Joseph Devlin’s book from 1910, How to Speak and Write Correctly, is like many similar books in that much of its advice still has relevance…
WINNING THE WAR, LOSING THE BATTLES
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On Monday of this week I was thinking– with some satisfaction and serenity– that for some time I’d seen nothing but reasonable, factual press releases…
ARTBOLLOCKS THEATRE: DOG LOVERS SPECIAL
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Dramatic readings of the worst artist statements, gallery press releases and art criticism. All real! Oh how I wish they weren’t. In this super special…
ARTBOLLOCKS THEATRE S3E5: AURATIC
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“HI K8, H8 UR WORK” Dramatic readings of the worst artist statements, gallery press releases and art criticism. All real, all serious, all horribly written.…
ARTBOLLOCKS THEATRE S3E4: PREPOSTAPOCALYPTIC
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OOO BONDAGE UP YOURS! Dramatic readings of the worst artist statements, gallery press releases and art criticism. All real, all serious, all horribly written. I…
INTERPRETATION MATTERS
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A BOOK THAT “CHALLENGES YOUR PRECONCEIVED NOTIONS” OR “INTERROGATES ACCEPTED NOTIONS” OF ART LANGUAGE In addition to making fun of the atrocious, pretentious writing that…
ARTBOLLOCKS THEATRE S3E3: VOCABULARY
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“I’M SORRY, HE’S FROM BARCELONA” Dramatic readings of the worst artist statements, gallery press releases and art criticism. All real, all serious, all horribly written.…
ARTBOLLOCKS THEATRE S3E2: INSTRUMENTALIZED
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Dramatic readings of the worst artist statements, gallery press releases and art criticism. All real, all serious, all horribly written. I apologise in advance for…
ARTBOLLOCKS THEATRE 3: SUPER COP
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S3E1: CONTEMPLATIVE Yes, it’s back. Even more dramatic readings of the worst artist statements, gallery press releases and art criticism, this time with a police…
ARTBOLLOCKS THEATRE: VECTORS
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More dramatic readings of the worst artist statements, gallery press releases and art criticism. This is the last one for the time being, but I’ll…
ARTBOLLOCKS THEATRE: DIRECTRIXES
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More dramatic readings of the worst artist statements, gallery press releases and art criticism every week, except when I don’t do them every week. This…
ARTBOLLOCKS THEATRE: TACTILITY
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More dramatic readings of the worst artist statements, gallery press releases and art criticism every week, except when I don’t do them every week. Do…
ARTBOLLOCKS THEATRE: BANAL
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More dramatic readings of the worst artist statements, gallery press releases and art criticism every week, except when I don’t do them every week. This…
ARTBOLLOCKS THEATRE: DESUBJECTIVIZATION
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More dramatic readings of the worst artist statements, gallery press releases and art criticism every week, except when I don’t do them every week. This…
ARTBOLLOCKS THEATRE: DECOLONIAL
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More dramatic readings of the worst artist statements, gallery press releases and art criticism every week, except when I don’t do them every week. This…
ARTBOLLOCKS THEATRE: MACROCOSM
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More dramatic readings of the worst artist statements, gallery press releases and art criticism every week, except when I don’t do them every week. Do…
ARTBOLLOCKS THEATRE: HETERONORMATIVE
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More dramatic readings of the worst artist statements, gallery press releases and art criticism every week, except when I don’t do them every week. Last…
ARTBOLLOCKS THEATRE: FEMININITY
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More dramatic readings of the worst artist statements, gallery press releases and art criticism every week, except when I don’t do them every week. http://vimeo.com/87667199…
ARTBOLLOCKS THEATRE: TRIANGULARIZATION
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More dramatic readings of the worst artist statements, gallery press releases and art criticism every week, except when I don’t do them every week. This…
