As is now traditional (well, three years in a row), I collaborated with CTRLZAK Studio and JCP to provide names and narratives for a collection of hybrid but functional art-design objects for sale, with their premiere at the Salone del Mobile of Milan Design Week 2018. We got particularly kinky this year, with references to … Continue reading Odeum at Milan Design Week
Category: Art
All real artists get turned into a doll
I was inspired– negatively, so... unspired?– by the fuss about a recent Frida Kahlo Barbie doll, of which the doll itself was probably the least offensive thing. Yes, it somewhat cleaned and prettied up a woman rightly famous for being a feminist and a communist who was ahead of her time in foregrounding … Continue reading All real artists get turned into a doll
The Portland Office for Imaginary History 2018
The Portland Office for Imaginary History is re-opening in September 2018!
Artists and mental health
New article for a-n News.
Five Types of Art Writer You Should Die Before You See
My latest column for Sluice magazine.
Artists are human too: the realist residency
Towards a fair artist residency.
Queer art in the UK
Notes on two new exhibitions of work by queer artists.
Venice Agendas at Folkestone Triennial: Opportunity, Unfortunately
Folkestone, Saturday 23rd September 2017.
Post election breakfast at Assembly Bristol, June 9th
9am-12, Friday 9th June at The Brunswick Club, Bristol.
What They Didn’t Teach You in Art School
I contributed my wisdom (?) to this book by Rosalind Davis and Annabel Tilley. As a famous idiot once said (and as referred to on page 9 of the book itself!), there are known unknowns and there are unknown unknowns, and I think many artists reading this book will realise how many unknown unknowns they've … Continue reading What They Didn’t Teach You in Art School
Christmas Presence: Colonel Robin
17th December 2016, Isle of Portland.
What is Art? A User’s Guide
Southampton City Art Gallery, Thursday December 1 2016.
The Portland Office for Imaginary History at b-side 2016
This way to the Tourist Misinformation Office.
The Portland Office for Imaginary History
b-side Festival, Portland, Dorset, 10-18 September 2016.
Sluice__ talks and Space Time Agency performances
Saturday 21 May, 12-6pm A day of quickfire talks and performances at The Averard Hotel, 10 Lancaster Gate, London W2 3LH
£ Pro Quo open call
Performance event 12-3pm Saturday 21 May 2016, London
Columnist ((((;゜Д゜)))
Saturday 30th April at IMT Gallery, London E2, 6-9pm
Space Time Agency
New (potential) live art project.
Write about your own art
Writing workshops for artists based in Northumberland and the Borders.
b-side Symposium 2015: The Excursionist
Portland, Dorset, October 8-9 2015.


















