Say “ifty on” to 2016 and “nefty in” to 2017. Because you’ve been such very, very good children, Colonel Robin is bringing his mask, bells, lights and medals to Outpost (77 Fortuneswell, Portland, Dorset DT5 1LY) on the 17th December 2016 and he’s sharing some alternative end of year traditions you may like to adopt. You can also donate a gripe, a grudge, a regret, a reprobate, a sadness or a silliness from the past year so that Colonel Robin can definitively (and confidentially) excise/exorcise them along with anything else you didn’t like about 2016.

“Colonel says to Old Bob Scratch
Winter so dark, come back and hatch.
Says Bob year gone, ifty on.
Says Bob new year, nefty in”

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