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Category: Career Suicide

PARASITES, CANT, SHALLOWNESS

PARASITES, CANT, SHALLOWNESS

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Alistair
August 26, 2015August 26, 2015

art education
art speak
art world
art writers
artbollocks
artist statements
contemporary art
elitism
English lesson
international art English
press releases
writing

NEO-THOREAU

NEO-THOREAU

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Alistair
August 26, 2015August 26, 2015

19th century
21st century
art world elite
artist livelihoods
artists
creativity
dullness
Henry David Thoreau
money
paying artists
philosophy
Walden

CONFUSING ART WITH ARCHAEOLOGY

CONFUSING ART WITH ARCHAEOLOGY

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Alistair
August 16, 2015August 16, 2015

20th century
art collections
art museums
dead artists
Japan
philosophy
The Book of Tea

LOW ART, FAILED ART

LOW ART, FAILED ART

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Alistair
August 12, 2015August 12, 2015

A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
art films
audiences
commercial
David Foster Wallace
David Lynch
pretentious
USA

DEGENERATION AREA

DEGENERATION AREA

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Alistair
August 6, 2015August 6, 2015

1%
annoying fake Marxists
art prizes
artist careers
artist livelihoods
artist networks
artist opportunities
artist studios
doing it wrong
götterdämmerung
greed
Hackney
London
money
paying artists
property developers
public art
UK

ARE YOU VALID?

ARE YOU VALID?

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Alistair
July 27, 2015July 27, 2015

artist careers
artist livelihoods
artistic interventions
artists
Axis
Axisweb
commissioners
community arts
money
paying artists
performance art
public funding
research
UK

BUY NINE, GET SIX DESTROYED FOR FREE

BUY NINE, GET SIX DESTROYED FOR FREE

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Alistair
July 22, 2015July 22, 2015

artist careers
artist opportunities
artists
great exposure
money
paying artists
philosophy

BARBARA HEPWORTH COSPLAY AT TATE BRITAIN

BARBARA HEPWORTH COSPLAY AT TATE BRITAIN

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Alistair
July 22, 2015July 22, 2015

baffling
Barbara Hepworth
cosplay
dead artists
exit through the gift shop
fashion
galleries
götterdämmerung
group exhibition
London
money
silly costumes
Tate
Tate Britain
UK

MORE MACHINE METONYMY MANAGEMENT

MORE MACHINE METONYMY MANAGEMENT

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Alistair
July 22, 2015July 22, 2015

artificial intelligence
creativity
dead artists
machine learning
MIT
painters
research

OPEN YOUR THIRD EYE WITH NEW GOOGLE TRIPS™

OPEN YOUR THIRD EYE WITH NEW GOOGLE TRIPS™

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Alistair
June 22, 2015August 16, 2015

AI
artificial intelligence
artificial neural networks
contemporary artists
digital art
götterdämmerung
Google
image searches
pareidolia
psychedelia
viral

WINNING THE WAR, LOSING THE BATTLES

WINNING THE WAR, LOSING THE BATTLES

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Alistair
May 28, 2015May 28, 2015

art speak
artbollocks
artist statements
baffling
contemporary art
English lesson
galleries
Germany
international art English
nonsense
performance art
press releases
pretentious
South Korea

TOP TEN THINGS TO SEE AT THE VENICE BIENNALE 2015

TOP TEN THINGS TO SEE AT THE VENICE BIENNALE 2015

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Alistair
May 21, 2015May 21, 2015

art world
art world elite
Biennale
contemporary art
crypto-racists
dirty money
götterdämmerung
GTFO
horrifying parties
idiots
Italy
La Biennale
oligarchs
snobs
status anxiety
Venezia
Venice

ARTBOLLOCKS THEATRE S3E5: AURATIC

ARTBOLLOCKS THEATRE S3E5: AURATIC

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Alistair
April 20, 2015April 20, 2015

almost German
art speak
art world
artbollocks
Artbollocks Theatre
artist statements
Austria
contemporary art
Curator Error
dramatic reading
English lesson
galleries
Graz
GTFO
international art English
press releases
pretentious
Womble Installation

“MAIN REASONS WHY THE ART WORLD NAUSEATES ME”

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Alistair
April 20, 2015April 20, 2015

art criticism
art world
art world elite
USA
writing

ARTBOLLOCKS THEATRE S3E4: PREPOSTAPOCALYPTIC

ARTBOLLOCKS THEATRE S3E4: PREPOSTAPOCALYPTIC

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Alistair
April 2, 2015April 2, 2015

almost German
art speak
art world
artbollocks
Artbollocks Theatre
artist statements
contemporary art
dramatic reading
English lesson
France
galleries
international art English
press releases
pretentious

INTERPRETATION MATTERS

INTERPRETATION MATTERS

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Alistair
April 2, 2015April 2, 2015

art books
art speak
art world
artbollocks
artist statements
galleries
international art English
press releases
UK

WHEN CRITICS ATTACK

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Alistair
April 2, 2015April 2, 2015

art critics
art world
art world elite
bad reviews
critically reviled exhibitions
Curator Error
doing it wrong
galleries
hatchet jobs
Klaus Biesenbach
MACBA
MoMA
New York
pretentious
repeat offender
USA

INTERVIEW AT ART MAP LONDON

INTERVIEW AT ART MAP LONDON

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Alistair
January 15, 2015April 2, 2015

Alistair Gentry
art world
art world elite
artist careers
Career Suicide
contemporary art
doing it right
götterdämmerung
idiots
interview
London
status anxiety
UK

BAD WRITING WORKSHOP

BAD WRITING WORKSHOP

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Alistair
December 27, 2014December 27, 2014

Art Basel
art fairs
art speak
art world
art world elite
Art-agenda
e-flux
English lesson
international art English
Miami Beach
New York
nonsense
repeat offender
writing

IMITATION IS THE SINCEREST FORM OF FLATTERY

IMITATION IS THE SINCEREST FORM OF FLATTERY

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Alistair
December 27, 2014December 27, 2014

art world
Artbollocks Theatre
doing it wrong
e-flux
lazy
New York
plagiarism
press releases
surprisingly deceptive plane
USA

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