If you’re an artist or work as some other type of creative freelancer then you’ve probably earned most of these already. Lucky you. You’re going to need very long sleeves to sew them all onto.

Illustrations by me, based on legitimately licensed and cleared stock images, before anybody starts with the ad hominem bitching about me not practising what I preach. I’m not sure what you’d use them for but you can re-use them if you like, provided you credit them properly and don’t offer them for sale or profit in any way, or as elements on or in any item that it is for sale and/or profit. It would be lovely if somebody with the necessary skills actually embroidered them. Provided they don’t show up for sale on Etsy.

Yes, I had some time on my hands.

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