Sorry, Dame Vera Lynn. OBVIOUSLY it’s completely unconscionable to be on Twitter any more, with Ketamine Space Karen celebrating his purchase of the US Government with sieg heils and sending in his army of very online tech twink polo shirts to demolish civil society in the United States.

So please join me on Bluesky if you haven’t already. With mass acceptance of Bluesky comes the Facebook-addled masses themselves who have the reading comprehension of a five year old and a furious response to everything – especially those things they know least about – but it’s still 1000 x more civilised than the Other Place and many people are consciously trying to make the vibe less toxic than other social networks.

• Myself